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What's New
with you?
This page will keep you up to date with what's new at MWSTAFFO Productions
so you don't have to wander around aimlessly.

Of course, wandering around aimlessly might have its rewards...
What does he mean by that?

  • The Doctor is back in the hizzouse! He's got a web page at Wheaton, so I reinstated him as a FOM. Now when will we see a page for His Lovely Wife Ginger?
  • Finally fixed the Guest Registry, which I guess hadn't been working for a couple of years (oh well). Now that it works, why not SIGN IT? Do it now!
  • Hey, a new question has been ansked and answered on the MWSTAFFO Q & A page. Speaking of which, if you have a burning question for MWSTAFFO, don't be afraid to ask (OK, be a little afraid).
  • OK, I finally fixed the counter on my home page. Who knows how many millions of visitors went uncounted? Also, I added a giant button that lets you send an instant message to my computer. Click HERE to check out the button and the counter. (By the way, I know these are boring updates, but they're still updates, darn it!)
  • Well, Halloween is over, but the terror has just begun if you and your stomach are brave enough to face the RECIPES... of the DAMNED!
  • New FOM. Craig Fischer. 'Nuff said!
  • There's something new in the town of Twin Peaks. Can you find it on the MAP? I won't tell you WHOOOOOOO or what it is. (Diane, I have the distinct feeling there is a clue here...)
  • Now you can explore the real Twin Peaks at my newly remodeled Twin Peaks Pages. I've put up all the pictures from my trip to the Twin Peaks Fan Festival with my friends Dave and The Doctor. You can tour the filming sites and see photos of cast members and other cool things. OK, I know it took me two and a half years to get this on my web site, but better late than never!
  • Tired of sitting around on Saturday night? Then come to DOUBLE FEATURE SATURDAYS and watch a couple of cool flicks at our apartment. This is officially the last MWSTAFFO's Video Club event in Illinois because I'm moving to Georgia :(
  • Hey, Twin Peaks now has its very own section! Just follow the doughnut on the left hand side or click HERE. There isn't much new there yet, but keep watching because there will be soon...
  • Do you know Amy B? You don't? Well, then you should go visit her web page - she's the latest FOM...
  • Only MWSTAFFO Productions could bring you such a Super Cool Surprise! And you won't find it anywhere else... Come on, what are you waiting for?
  • All right, I know I haven't added any new stuff in a while but that's about to change. In the meantime, check out the newest FOM - The Owens Family featuring my new little nephew Calvin. Ain't he cute?
  • Go check out the latest FOM in Link Land. Back when I met her in good old Roswell (Georgia), her last name was White, but now it's Hollander. Go figure. Anyway, she just started working on her own little corner of the web, so drop by for a visit.
  • Have you always dreamed of being a talented artist, able to paint peoples' portraits with ease? No? Well you can still have a lot of fun with my wacky Twin Peaks Face Painter. It lets you paint strange portraits using Twin Peaks characters as brushes. Sound weird? It is! Go try it out. (As long as you can handle a little Java.)
  • All right. Get out your calendars and put a big mark through Saturday, May 16th because MWSTAFFO's Video Club is about to begin its FOURTH showing of the amazing television series Twin Peaks! If you haven't joined us for this strange and wonderful experience before, then what's the matter with you? Don't miss this opportunity to be a part of history. Be seeing you! (huh?)
  • Has all this web surfing got you tired out? Well, then take a break and head to MWSTAFFO's Java Game Room. I'm going to write some games for the Game Room myself soon, but until then, I've put a few classics in there for your enjoyment. Go ahead and have some fun, you've earned it!
  • Hey everybody, I always wanted to know who was visiting my little world, but I couldn't find a guestbook program I liked so... I wrote my own! It's called MWSTAFFO's Guest Registry! You can enter your e-mail address, a web page, comments, and even a picture. Please SIGN IT, if you would be so kind. For those of you that are a little nervous, you might want to VIEW IT first. And if you get an error or you need me to fix your entry, no problem... just send me a message.
  • I'm going to be updating Link Land with unusual links every week or two and the new "Updated On" indicator (on Link Land and the home page) ensures you'll never miss out on the fun. The oldest five or six links will get bumped by new ones coming in at the top. So ... you won't see Link Land on this page anymore except when there's a new FOM. You're on your own now, brave little Link Land explorer. Good Luck!
  • More new pictures of the hamster buddies you know and love in Whitey's World.
  • Now it's easy to get in touch with MWSTAFFO from my ICQ Control Panel. Try it yourself, and if you want to be cool like MWSTAFFO, then GET ICQ.
  • Do you like squirrels? Then visit the latest FOM: Chris Plenio. And while you're there, check out his Knuffel! You'll be glad you did.
  • Hey! Whitey's World has a whole new look with a bunch of new pictures of that wacky hamster gang. Check it out sometime. Please. Come on, it might be fun. Please... WOULD IT KILL YOU TO CHECK IT OUT?!? I didn't think so...
  • In December, MWSTAFFO's Video Club showed The Godfather trilogy. If you don't come to the next Video Club event, you may end up sleeping with the fishes.
  • You probably already noticed the new look of MWSTAFFO Productions. I hope it makes it easier for you to get around and get down!
  • There are some funky new links in Link Land Also, now there's a Link Land Hall of Fame for sites that deserve a permanent home in Link Land. You DO NOT want to miss these!
  • Well, Thanksgiving is almost here and we all know that the Pilgrims were the first settlers in the new land, right? WRONG! Find out what THEY don't want you to know when you read The Tale of the Grimpils.
  • Do you like the old TV show 'The Prisoner'? Of course, we all do. Well, now you can check out some cool Prisoner pics and fun facts thanks to The Prisoner Virtual Collector Cards. Mix 'em! Match 'em! Trade 'em with your friends! Collect the entire set! Put them in the spokes of your virtual bicycle!
  • Now you can see the whole hamster gang at Whitey's World courtesy of the new digital camera I bought today. Check in from time to time for new hamster pics.
  • I haven't added much since I moved because I got a and I've been more of a web consumer then a web producer. But all that's about to change. Now, you can take a little trip to Whitey's World.
  • TV or not TV. That was the question. In October, MWSTAFFO's Video Club had a special event that I liked to call Shakespeare-Fest!.
  • There's a new FOM in town and he's feeling good! His name is John Vessey, but you may know him better as ... The Doctor! And don't forget His Lovely Wife Ginger.
  • I've updated the links in Link Land with strange and wonderful new sites guaranteed to waste several minutes of your life, so let's go exploring. Come on, isn't it about time you did something for YOU?
  • Well, I've been a little slack about updating the Writings of MWSTAFFO page. That Sketch O' the Week became the Sketch O' Four Months. So this week, I threw in three of my favorite sketches for your enjoyment. And on top of that, I've added The Lost Episode of the Brady Bunch. If you read nothing else this year, read this. (And read it even if you do read other things this year.)
  • Take a virtual trip to Cornerstone '97 with my random picture page. What's Cornerstone '97? You'll find out soon enough, my friend.
  • I fixed it so you don't have to have a JavaScript enabled browser to view the Yugo Next exhibit and the Cornerstone page (although it won't be as fancy).
  • You know, there's more than one way to get to the world of MWSTAFFO, and other paths may lead to exciting surprises. (OK, so it's a little cryptic. You'll have to do some exploring on your own. Hint: FOM)
  • Having trouble with your hair? MWSTAFFO can help. Check out MWSTAFFO Q&A.
  • If you haven't checked out Yugo Next , do it now. I fixed it up so that the pictures look good no matter what your browser size. (Big deal)
  • All right, so not much happened during this time. First of all, I was busy. Second, I ran out of disk space. But now, MWSTAFFO Productions is back online (except for the counter, which doesn't work now!) Sorry for the delay. To make it up to you, here's a picture of some .
  • What is Yugo Next? Find out for yourself by clicking here... if you dare.
  • The Prisoner Page is here! - MWSTAFFO's Video Club starts showing The Prisoner on May 31. The Prisoner Page contains the schedule, episode summaries, pictures, and links to my favorite Prisoner sites. Check it out! Okay?