Here's the story of a maid named Alice

Who was cleaning up a very crowded house

She had gray hair and an apron

But Alice had no spouse

It's the story of Sam the butcher

Who was busy with pork chops of his own

He'd sell four pounds for seven dollars

But it was mostly bone

'Til the one day that the butcher met sweet Alice

And they knew that it was not some sort of scam

That this pair would someday form a bowling team

That's the way that they became Alice and Sam

Alice and Sam. Alice and Sam.

That's the way they became Alice and Sam