| 10. |
Our special conditioners give your hair fullness and body while they help repair split ends. |
| 9. |
Teacher says, "Every time you watch an episode of Twin Peaks, an angel gets its wings." |
| 8. |
Aren't you tired of wasting another Saturday night sitting around on your couch watching TV? Come to our apartment and do it instead. |
| 7. |
The Spice Girls probably won't show up every week. |
| 6. |
Mmmmmm, is that the fresh smell of hamsters wafting in the breeze? |
| 5. |
It will help take your mind off that horrible Y2K bug. |
| 4. |
Babes! Babes! Babes! |
| 3. |
Darn it, isn't it about time you did something for you?!? |
| 2. |
Every fifth person through the door wins a brand new Buick LeSabre. |
| And the number one reason to watch Twin Peaks at MWSTAFFO's Video Club is... |
| 1. |
It's free! |
