The alien invasion was met with courage by
a rag-tag group of freedom fighters. Armed only with toy plastic guns,
the freedom fighters were the earth's last defense against the horrible
alien menace. |
Fighting broke out between the freedom fighters
and the purple-robed alien space zombies in what was dubbed the "War
of the Worlds". The aliens even tried to frighten the freedom fighters
with a zombie dressed to look like Darth Vader. It didn't work. The alien
zombies were dealt a crushing defeat. |
Just then the alien mothership descended
from the heavens, escorted by an entire squadron of fighter ships. It hung
in the sky like a giant silver pizza. There was a strange light emanating
from a hole in the center of the craft. The world looked on in horror.
What could be done to stop this terrible vessel of doom? |
Strategic Air Command takes control of the
situation. After studying all the data, an important call is placed to
the President. He assures the nation and the world that there is no need
to worry. First of all, the Air Forces of the world have been called in
and will be ready if needed. Second, the spaceship is only about seven
feet across. |
As millions of people looked on, an attack
was made on the Empire State Building. Earth was powerless to stop it.
Never before had such brutality been witnessed on this planet. Fortunately,
it was only a jigsaw puzzle model of the Empire State Building, so people
weren't that upset about it. |
The final blow to the aliens took place in
a top secret government laboratory in Area 51. An alien body was recovered
and an autopsy was performed to determine if the aliens had any weakness.
It wasn't long before scientists determined that the smell of grilled Spam
was fatal to the aliens. Everyone around the world had a great Spam cookout,
decimating the alien force. Those that survived fled the planet in defeat. |